I'm not Cath Cat
Who purrs during love
Although I love strokes
I don't eat raw dove

I'm not Cid Croc
My mouth ain't that big
And I don't have the taste
For eating raw pig

I'm not Dan Duck
Who likes his crac
I ain't got no feathers
On my back

W
H
O

I'm not Winnie Whale
Who I spy from the pier
Although I like water
I prefer a good beer

I know what i'm not
For i've met them all
Their all my height
Two legs, six feet tall

If you find out
Who I really am
Please let me know
My darling babe lamb

I'm not Dunc Dog
Who loves to chew bone
Though my tail chasing skills
I'm trying to hone

I don't know who I am
I haven't a clue
Thats confidential
Between me and you

I'm not Ern Elephant
For my nose is to short
And my memory sucks
In stupidity i'm caught

A
M

Am I a Lion
A Tiger or Bear
Or a small Mouse
Gerbil or Eclair

No i'm not food
I have no doubt
I'm an animal surely
And one with some clout

Clout with whom
I do not know
Ain't I a useless
So and so

I'm not Gill Giraffe
Who eats leaves from the trees
Or her close friends
Those busy little Bees

I'm not Hattie Hippo
I don't wallow in mud
I prefer to lay
In bubble bath sud

I'm not Rod Rabbit
For I hate small spaces
No warrens for me
I prefer the horse races

I need your help
To break the confusion
And create real sense
Rather than rotten illusion

So I beg pretty please
If you recognise me
Drop me a line
R.S.V.P.

Tell me you've discovered
I'm ..............................
I'll love you forever
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