I tell you about Sylvie
From Sheffield Town
Who's always active
And never lies down

Organises help groups
For those in need
Is always seen giving
Never accused of greed

She jumps from planes
When they're up in the sky
I tell the truth
I tell you no lie

And off tall buildings
She does absail
I always hope
It won't blow a gail

But what does Sylvie do?
From day to day
You may have heard
She just lies in the hay

Nothing could be further
From the truth
The amount she does
Makes Aussies say Streuth

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She also writes poetry
To express her feelings
About life's issues
And complex dealings

Where she finds the time
We do not know
She even Scooters
In the snow

But what she like?
When all's said and done
She's really cool
and lots of fun

She great with young kids
Of whom Henry's her fave
To all his whims
She is a slave

What does she do?
That puts us to shame
I can't tell you them all
The're to many to name

For Sylvie creates websites
Promoting positive thinking
Look at those smilies
Constantly winking

Writes articles
For magazines
Promoting heathly eating
And similar themes

Contacts Scientists
To promote these ideas
How they're better for you
Than plently of beers

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With Sylvie you can
Also philosophise
And your opinions
She'll never dispise

She has a warm personality
That you have to admire
And if your called Steve
Her you might well desire

She has lots of mates
From the sane to the mad
Often their both
Which makes Sylvie glad

All the above mean
We don't have to pretend
Sylvie's someone real special
We're glad she's our friend