There was a young lady
Who met her fate
Because she was addicted
To chocolate

The problem was
She was not fussy
But went after it
Like a Chocolate hussy

What kind it was
Was never important
Nor was its effect
On her deportment

She got terribly depressed
If she didn't have any
So on it she spent
Every penny

It meant she was broke
Most of the time
Which led her to
A life of crime

Once caught stealing
Her favourite food
She had to leg it
In the nude

Past the cop shop
Fast she did run
Holding only a
Chocky bun

After a long chase
She was arrested
And for chocky addiction
She was tested

The police panicked
When they saw her levels
And packed her off
To those doctor devils

So to the hospital
She was admitted
And for her addiction
Then commited

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For all the doctors did
Splutter and cough
When they discovered
How much she did scoff

So they tried to
Wean her off it slow
But she Screamed
NO NO NO

She resisted them
With all her might
And oh my god
She could fight

From their clutches
She did fly
And into the chippy
Oh why? Oh why?

Well now we discover
Her chocky fave
Which took her to
An early grave

It was deep fried, in batter
She loved the stuff
Of this kind
She couldn't get enough

To get one bite
She lept mad as a hatter
Right over the fryer
Into the batter

So let this be a lesson
To us all
Not to fall under
Chocolates thrawl

So we do not
Suffer a similar fate
To this poor girl
My best mate